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Bill Maher: Santorum "Thinks About Gay Sex More Than Richard Simmons"

Seeded on Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:27 PM EST
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HBO personality Bill Maher appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson Tuesday evening and continued to ridicule the GOP presidential primary.

The Real Time host explained to Ferguson how Rick Santorum is a true contender to win the primary before slamming the former Pennsylvania Senator again.

“This guy thinks about gay sex more than Richard Simmonds,” Maher said of Santorum.

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Robert Bartholomew

That's probably because Rick Santorum thinks more about Richard Simmons than he does his own wife.

Active military guys think less about gay sex than Santorum, even with a gay soldier fighting right next to him.

You know what they say... the more afraid you are of it, the more insecure you are about your own sexuality. So, Rick, what are you afraid of... what you might feel, or what you think someone else might feel?

  • 39 votes
#1 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:32 PM EST
petridishofideas

I'cve been saying that frothy has to be a closeted pervert (and I AM NOT calling gays perverts-just those scumbags who are obsessed with controling other people's sex lives and reproductive choices)

  • 25 votes
#1.1 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:13 PM EST
maria lyn

That's why I call him Tricky Rickey/those who preach hatred usually live what they spew out of their corrupted mouth's. And are so good at deceiving even the people they love/so they can carry out their preverse way's.

  • 14 votes
#1.2 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:26 PM EST
Roy-933464

Richard Simmons is gay?!

  • 27 votes
#1.3 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:43 PM EST
Robert Bartholomew

I know! Who would have ever thought that?

  • 21 votes
#1.4 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:47 PM EST
Miss_Diagnosed

Time to start googling "Santorum" again...

  • 9 votes
#1.5 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:53 PM EST
Buckeye Voter

Richard Simmons is gay?!

No more than Charles Nelson Reilly or Paul Lynde.

  • 13 votes
#1.6 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:10 PM EST
Lola-984242

I love Maher's description of Newt, "The biggest, fattest, turd of the 90's" ROFLMAO!!!!!!

  • 24 votes
#1.7 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:13 PM EST
demmie-1555521

Dick, if you don't like oral sex, keep your mouth shut. I'm tired of hearing about it,and I'll bet most parent's are tired of you talking about it in front of their kids, on prime time tv. Go rear your own children, like you always wanted, and limit the tv sex trash talk to your homophobic press club buddies.

I'ts almost time to bring on his wife's fling for all to read and watch, until he shuts up.

He's worse than a booger picking moron. And that's pretty bad....

Sorry about the harsh words, but is anyone really serious about this closet rug muncher?

  • 14 votes
#1.8 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:46 PM EST
Arieus

lmao here, it's soooooooo true.

http://joronomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rick-santorum-in-the-closet-e1325790357410.png

  • 10 votes
#1.9 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST
Jim420

Richard Simmons thinks about sex?? oh wait.. thinks. ok

by the way Rick Santorum protests, I would bet he has more gay sex than Richard simmons thinks about having..,.

  • 8 votes
#1.10 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:08 AM EST
Joe-1863628

Rick thou dost protest too much!

  • 8 votes
#1.11 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:52 AM EST
my-2-cents

well you know the old saying, "he who protest the most....", just saying.

  • 9 votes
#1.12 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:05 AM EST
82AllAmericans

Buckeye Voter

Richard Simmons is gay?!

No more than Charles Nelson Reilly or Paul Lynde.

!
#1.6 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:10 PM CST

Aren't they both dead...?

  • 1 vote
#1.13 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:01 AM EST
John Bayner

They are both dead, kind of like frothy, fecal jizzboy's chances of being elected President.

  • 5 votes
#1.14 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:33 AM EST
ditchdigger

how avante garde!!!!!!

  • 1 vote
#1.15 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:04 PM EST
meanpeoplesuck42

I say fabulous!

  • 3 votes
#1.16 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:08 PM EST
landspirit

I think we need to hook up Ricky and measure his arousal to images of man on man sex. I think something will be popping up that Ricky wants to hide.

  • 3 votes
#1.17 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:50 PM EST
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FreedomIsAChoice

Just the headline made me almost spit out my soda....

What will we do for entertainment when his 15 minutes are up?

  • 22 votes
Reply#2 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:39 PM EST
maria lyn

We will go back to critisizing Newt the Mute/for his vulgar spewings/although at least I haven't heard Newt go into our uterus's yet.

  • 11 votes
#2.1 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:02 PM EST
Monkey99

The end of the GOP clowncar is not over for a while yet. I'm sure there will be more.

There's also the guy who does half-gainers flipping like a worm on a hotplate.

The guy who, after three wives, being booted out of congress and being the highest paid "historian" in American history thinks he has a chance.

And last but not least, the guy who shined a congressional seat with his a$$ for thirty years, and his sycophants think he'll get up and actually DO something.

No, there's plenty to look forward to!

  • 15 votes
#2.2 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:03 PM EST
maria lyn

Monkey99_____I agree that is who Newt the Mute is that I mentioned. You are so right.

  • 6 votes
#2.3 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:14 PM EST
Monkey99

Yah, I guess to Newton, snowballs actually do well in h**l.

  • 7 votes
#2.4 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:18 PM EST
maria lyn

I didn't know they had snowballs that worked in that place called He$$.

  • 1 vote
#2.5 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:33 PM EST
FreedomIsAChoice

It's nice to know that shallow parties run deep...

We will go back to critisizing Newt the Mute/for his vulgar spewings/although at least I haven't heard Newt go into our uterus's yet.

He did sign the Personhood USA pledge; he just hasn't been as vocal. It was a stealth attack.

  • 9 votes
#2.6 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:39 PM EST
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Carloz

LOL, another great seed. Thanks again, Robert!

  • 12 votes
Reply#3 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:48 PM EST
charlieb71369

Is Ricky a closet homosexual? Of course he is. He is obsessed with how gay men have sex. Takes one to know one Mr. Ricky Santorum!

  • 14 votes
Reply#4 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:06 PM EST
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TheyreAllCrooks

Archie Bunker would definitely call Santorum a sex prevert!

  • 6 votes
Reply#6 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:01 PM EST
smeagol likes raw fishes

Archie Bunker would vote for him!

  • 3 votes
#6.1 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:31 AM EST
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Daniel The Mensch

Robert B...you know, I'm starting to think you may have some political differences with Rick Santorum. LOL

  • 8 votes
Reply#7 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:07 PM EST
bydog

does Bill Maher ever say anything good or nice about anyone, or anything?he must be the king of resentful hateful remarks, but I know hes just jokeing, an atheist cant belive anything they say about anything.

    Reply#8 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:25 PM EST
    ryoushi12

    He says thing about people that reflect EXACTLY what those people are - if you see that being reflected at you, I'd think about how I must appear to others to have that kind of picture reflected back at me.

    • 15 votes
    #8.1 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:28 PM EST
    TheyreAllCrooks

    What nice thing could he possibly say about Santorum? The man is a smoking turd!

    • 14 votes
    #8.2 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:34 PM EST
    bondibox

    Maher calls them like he sees them. It's not his fault the GOP gives him so much fodder. When one man (Santorum) slams millions of people (gays), I'd call that resentful and hateful. Maher is just commenting on the hate.

    • 12 votes
    #8.3 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:50 PM EST
    JKiff

    bydog- your blanket insult against all athiests is dangerously close to being in violation of Rule #1 of the COH.

    • 6 votes
    #8.4 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:38 AM EST
    ditchdigger

    who santorum's or mahare. a talk show host. or just a commediane that isn't funny. or just another hollywood setter living off of "w" tax cuts. what a man.

      #8.5 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:07 PM EST
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      DEATHNELL J.

      OK, that's one of the funniest things that Bill Maher has ever said! What if it's true? LLLOLOLLLOL!!!

      • 9 votes
      Reply#10 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST
      Jim420

      I thought the truth is what makes it funny...... either that or terrifing...

      • 3 votes
      #10.1 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:11 AM EST
      meanpeoplesuck42

      What self-respecting gay man would be with Santorum?

      None of the gay men I know would let him near them.

      • 4 votes
      #10.2 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:57 PM EST
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      markpup

      I think it's more important to focus on just how much of an idiot Santorum is more than how he fixates on sex. Fact is - he's not the brightest bulb in the patch.

      He's got the extreme right fringe all to himself now. The only comparison I can make on that is with Pat Buchanan. Buchanan is way smarter, has more integrity, and is a lot more secure than Santorum could ever dream about even though I'd never vote for the guy because I don't agree with him on many issues.

      • 3 votes
      Reply#11 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST
      ditchdigger

      buchanan is the opposites side. mahare,and garafalo. mad at the world!!!!!!!

        #11.1 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:09 PM EST
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        Pacific Apple

        After all the women have voted this coming election, that should shut up some of the men and start others to re-think their approaches to the Majority (women). We have come a long ways and we are not going back. Santorum is toast and he can go back to his cave.

        • 10 votes
        Reply#12 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:22 PM EST
        ditchdigger

        can we hope the same for pelosi!!!!!!

          #12.1 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:10 PM EST
          John Bayner

          Are you working for the Republican party ditchdigger.

          • 3 votes
          #12.2 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:36 PM EST
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          B.L. Frazer (NYC)

          Santorum thinks about gay sex more that Larry Craig on his way to an Airport restroom.

          • 12 votes
          Reply#13 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:23 PM EST
          DEATHNELL J.

          LLOL! You should write for Maher!

          • 7 votes
          #13.1 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:10 AM EST
          Jim420

          I second that nomination... hilarious!!!

          • 6 votes
          #13.2 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:13 AM EST
          TheyreAllCrooks

          Hehe..."I'm Larry Craig and I approve this message".

          • 7 votes
          #13.3 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:47 AM EST
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          AhhCrap

          Rick should change his theme music:

          I'm Coming Out!

          • 4 votes
          Reply#14 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:02 AM EST
          frugalgovernment

          Bill Maher is the real American patriot, a truth teller and the best defense against incideous brain-deadism.

          • 6 votes
          Reply#15 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:48 AM EST
          ditchdigger

          he is like all the other hollywood setters. pretend to be the voice for the down trodden. want to appear tolerant. of all groups of people. want to have their pic taken with belefonte,jackson,and sharpton. make sure he get's 'W" tax cuts. as phony as the right. i would not want to be ina fox hole with that great american patriot. he would be just like his collegue hanity. all talk,and let the common man do the fighting.

            #15.1 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:15 PM EST
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            Bootstraps

            Takes a sex joke to tell one...... Bill Maher, what would do that?

              Reply#16 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:09 PM EST
              caballojoe

              Poor Rick Santorum! He will go down as the most-self repressed, tortured, closeted homosexual in the history of the Republican party. I can't help but feel extreme pity for him. Seriously! I just wonder how much he psychologically punishes himself for his homosexual urges. They say in a political context that he's the one candidate that actually shows who he truly is. How ironic! Who he truly is is the most self-repressed, tortured, closeted homosexual in the history of the Republican party, and he shows it on a regular basis. What a fool! To live in an age when people are more free than ever to express their true identity with a modicum of impunity and to nonetheless live your life all bottled up, well, it's truly pathetic. I suppose he's doing it out of some twisted sense of duty to "the children."

              • 3 votes
              Reply#17 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:26 PM EST
              belove48

              He will go down as the most-self repressed, tortured, closeted homosexual in the history of the Republican party.

              I don't know, Sick Rantorum and Prick Perry are pretty close in that race.

              • 4 votes
              #17.1 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:40 PM EST
              ditchdigger

              or he is confused. that his sect of people that want tolerance. are the most intolerant splinter group.

              • 1 vote
              #17.2 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:19 PM EST
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              landspirit

              What will we do for entertainment when his 15 minutes are up?

              I think we will have some hilarious reruns through SNL.

              • 3 votes
              Reply#18 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:52 PM EST
              polyscidude

              Mary Please! Santorum is a bigger fag than me. and I'm a big one. GIRL!! I'm with "landspirit", can't wait for the SNL skits.

              • 4 votes
              Reply#19 - Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:59 PM EST
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