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Evidence Dinosaurs Lived With Man (and yes, went on Noah's Ark)

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The mere mention of dinosaurs on Noah's Ark or dinosaurs living with man in recent times, let alone dinosaurs in the Bible will draw giggles from evolution believing people, but what if there is actual historic, scientific and even eyewitness evidence for this? The fact is that more and more evidence continues to be uncovered proving everything we've been taught about dinosaurs is wrong. As more of this evidence comes out, the evolutionists won't be able to keep it censored from the text books science journals for much longer.

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nica1829

And where is the proof that Noah's Ark existed?

  • 45 votes
#2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:05 AM EDT
Robert Bartholomew

Hang on to your tin foil hats... they aren't kidding!

  • 48 votes
#2.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:07 AM EDT
beej mcl

No Robert, it's all true, I was there. I saw the whole thing first hand. Oh, cleaning up after them on the ark was a never ending job.

:)

  • 44 votes
#2.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:18 AM EDT
neoatg

Don't you know Noah lived for 600 years that gave him super power, the magic of the Ocean, and stuff.

I mean you can't possablity think the whole flood story is simply the tale of survivors of a massive regional flood embellished through emotion and time.

  • 38 votes
#2.3 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:36 AM EDT
Schroedingers Cat

Horse Feathers! How many times must these morons be told that the Flintstones was NOT a animated documentary! I have seen several programs on channels recently that explain in a logical scientific manner that the great flood was the result of NATURAL occurrences and not some fantasy spun out of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

  • 35 votes
#2.4 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:41 AM EDT
Omnipotus

Um, then where did the dove get the olive branch? They take time to grow. . . .

  • 18 votes
#2.5 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:45 AM EDT
GMOsucks

If, and this is the biggest IF since santa claus, Noahs ark existed, then yes they shared it with dinosaurs. Funny part is by stating that they have to accept evolution because Birds are dinosaurs. Sort of funny that by stating that they both disprove themselves and prove evolution, all in one argument.

  • 17 votes
#2.6 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:49 AM EDT
Soph0571

What is it with certain groups of people they think that just be stating something it must true - regardless of the facts staring them in the face. highly amusing and scary in equal measure I think!

  • 20 votes
#2.7 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:56 AM EDT
kpr37

Evidence Dinosaurs Lived With Man

I mean really, haven't any of you people seen the Flintstones ?

there is your "proof" all the proof, any reasonable well informed man needs (LOL)

  • 26 votes
#2.8 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:00 AM EDT
Ditto

The so called article looks to be nothing but a commercial designed to sell the Top ten proofs complete DVD set. A value of $130 dollars but if you order now you'll get it for $99 dollars, but wait! That's not all!!! If you order now they'll include 2 fresh dinosaur bones! Imagine the look on your friends' faces when you serve them Dinosaur soup! And as an added bonus they'll include a beautiful copy of the Bible with the word dragon crossed out and dinosaur put in its place in BOLD CAPITAL LETTERS! So act now while supplies of fresh dinosaur bones last. This offer is not available in stores.

  • 41 votes
#2.9 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:01 AM EDT
sms29s66

neoatg, please tell me you are joking.

  • 6 votes
#2.10 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:02 AM EDT
neoatg

One part is a joke the other is the possable truth behind such a story.

  • 8 votes
#2.11 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:05 AM EDT
CCArm

When we look at dinosaurs, we need to realize that they are nothing more than different types of reptiles, lizards, etc., that continued to grow in size for as long as God allowed them to live.

OMG, LOL, LMAO..........phew, my side hurts.

  • 28 votes
#2.12 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:09 AM EDT
Bob Nelson.

Well, of course, because

Most people are unaware of the fact that reptiles never stop growing in size while alive.

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  • 18 votes
#2.13 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:31 AM EDT
Uthaclena

This is just one more example of the aggressive ignorance that theocons promote. If facts are not on their side, well, just change the facts! It worked in Orwell's world, didn't it?

  • 27 votes
#2.14 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:43 AM EDT
GetYourFactsStraight

I don't think "evolutionists" would argue that we live with dinosaurs NOW if you want to be technical about it. Alligators have been around for well over 65 million years....oh wait, forgot that its a creationist "6000 year old earth" article where science, logic and reason take a back seat to religious fundamentalism. Never mind. Watch out for those dreaded T-rex crossings!

  • 13 votes
#2.15 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:22 AM EDT
Independent Ed

I'm going to look at this as a Christian Barnum trying to sell his CD to the suckers. Just like Dr. Hypums rejuvenation serum it will make them feel better but it won't cure the underlying disease.

  • 8 votes
#2.16 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:24 AM EDT
SpoxLogic

Er, jsut how big would the Ark have to be to hold all the dinosaur species?

Wouldn't have to be the size of Bermuda or something?

  • 23 votes
#2.17 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:26 AM EDT
Independent Ed

Spox you've just got to stop using logic.

  • 14 votes
#2.18 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:29 AM EDT
mountainmike-1199289

http://creationmuseum.org/

This is the website for the creationist museum in Kentucky. Adam and Eve look like Elvis Presley and Dolly Parton (after breast reduction).

  • 13 votes
#2.19 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:52 AM EDT
Responsible-Adult

since when did they decide to change the explanation of dinosaurs from the devil planted the bones to confuse us to this miserable story?

they cant even keep their own myths in order, its like people have actually been taking notes when the crazy corner hobo starts hollering and weaving his hobo tales of dino mischief and t-rex bronc bustin'

  • 19 votes
#2.20 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:52 AM EDT
George Marez

Personally I think it must have been awesome to ride on the Ark with dolphins playfully greeting and jumping in the air, only to get snatched mid-jump by a plesiosaurus or mosasaurus.

:D

  • 19 votes
#2.21 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:19 PM EDT
Fred Evil

I'll happily listen to ANY EVIDENCE you have to provide for this silliness. But I'll not buy your CD to do it. Silly sales pitch to the easily confused. Shouldn't this whole story qualify as SPAM?

  • 11 votes
#2.22 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:23 PM EDT
Ditto

Responsible-Adult, every once in a while they do focus groups to see what plays best. That's how Jesus ended up looking like Jim Morrison.

  • 12 votes
#2.23 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:25 PM EDT
Decurion_505

I KNOW why the dinosaurs died off.

  • 12 votes
#2.24 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:35 PM EDT
Scarlet Termite

Someone needs to gently explain, in words of one syllable,to this jamoke that dinosaurs were not reptiles, they were a completely separate species and some of the larger ones show evidence in their bones that they were warm-blooded and gave live birth. Plus, they are still here, chirping in the trees.

Jesus looked more like Mel Brooks than Jim Morrison. ;)

  • 11 votes
#2.25 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:37 PM EDT
Ditto

Well Scarlet, much as I love Mel Brooks I have to disagree. Have a look at this and tell me what you think.

  • 7 votes
#2.26 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:44 PM EDT
hhabilis

LOL! Thanx for the chuckle, Robert.

Although in one sense they're right: it's pretty widely accepted among paleontologists and evolutionary biologists now that birds are, in fact, living dinosaurs.

  • 6 votes
#2.27 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:48 PM EDT
Scarlet Termite

Well Scarlet, much as I love Mel Brooks I have to disagree. Have a look at this and tell me what you think.

Still goin' with Mel, Ditto! :)

  • 7 votes
#2.28 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:01 PM EDT
Captain Amazing

But remember, the evolutionary scientists need to convince you dinosaurs lived long before man so they can continue to sell their evolutionary theory.

And remember, the person who wrote this article needs to convince you just enough that dinosaurs may have lived with man so they can continue to sell their cd set.

If dinosaurs were alive in just the last few thousand years, Darwin's Theory of Evolution goes out the window...

It astounds me how little most people understand about Darwin. If a dinosaur walked through my back yard as I typed this, it would not disprove anything Darwin said (although I would be trying to get ahold of Jeff Goldbloom). Darwin's theories do not hinge on dinosaurs living millions of years ago. I guess you really don't have do any sort of research to make and sell a crappy cd set.

  • 15 votes
#2.29 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:22 PM EDT
Lissa Rose

I was starting to get worried. Nobody had mentioned Jurassic Park. There were lots of dinosaurs with those folks. There is all the incontestable proof anyone would need.

  • 7 votes
#2.30 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:58 PM EDT
douglasq

Unfortunately, we have been so conditioned to believe that dinosaurs are these prehistoric beasts that lived until 65 million years ago, that if you dare suggest they went on Noah's Ark, then eventually went extinct just recently, you are laughed at for following fables instead of science.

Wow, so an impossibly big boat (large enough to hold 2 of every species) just got bigger.

  • 9 votes
#2.31 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:04 PM EDT
douglasq

Dinosaurs on Noah's Ark is actually a much simpler prospect than people assume. First, the fossil record confirms that very few dinosaurs were large in size. Of course, while there were a handful of dinosaurs types that grew to the large size of Tyrannosaurus Rex or Brachiosaurus, the fossil record itself confirms the overwhelming majority of dinosaurs were about the size of a sheep, approximately 3 to 5 feet in length. The fossils of the giant dinosaurs are certainly more fun to look at in the museums, but the fact is that most dinosaurs were small and only a few grew to large sizes. So, for most dinosaurs, getting on the Ark wouldn't be a problem at all, and as for the occasional larger type of dinosaur, God would have merely sent babies to Noah. Think about it. When God sent 2 elephants to Noah, do you really think God would have sent 2 full grown, massive, 12 foot tall, 5 ton elephants that are past their reproductive prime, or do you think maybe he would have sent a couple of babies that would eventually grow and repopulate the Earth after the flood? Common sense dictates he would have sent baby elephants, Rhinos, Giraffes, etc., as well as a couple of cute little baby Tyrannosaurus lizards, that, just like cute little lion cubs, would eventually one day grow into fierce and dangerous beasts.

Well, as long as they're cute....

[smacks forehead]

  • 14 votes
#2.32 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:06 PM EDT
Uncommon Sensibility

Not to play Captain Obvious, here, but if dinosaurs have now evolved into birds, isn't this entire story another way to say Noah included birds on his ark? If this is the situation, then isn't this just a repitition of what the bible already wrote ... ? They might just as well have written "Evolved Pteradactyl returns with olive branch". In the thousand or so odd times that book has been translated, it is very likely "Evolved Pteradactyl" became "bird". Easier to write with a quill pen and bottle of ink.

  • 2 votes
#2.33 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:38 PM EDT
Ditto

Somebody should hand this guy a cute and cuddly Great White Shark pup and see how that works out for him.

  • 10 votes
#2.34 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:42 PM EDT
dungbeetlemania

Uncommon Sensibility, pteradactyls weren't dinosaurs I'm afraid, and are not ancestral to birds.

  • 9 votes
#2.35 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:46 PM EDT
Ditto

I think we can all agree that this guy probably can't see past the tip of his enormous and still-growing nose.

  • 9 votes
#2.36 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:49 PM EDT
Jack Huang

When we look at dinosaurs, we need to realize that they are nothing more than different types of reptiles, lizards, etc., that continued to grow in size for as long as God allowed them to live.

Ah, but then the powerful reptile & lizard lobby ran out of money, and God started killing them off earlier. It's all right there in one of the, ahem, noncanonical appendices of the Bible.

Er, jsut how big would the Ark have to be to hold all the dinosaur species?

Wouldn't have to be the size of Bermuda or something?

Wait, maybe Bermuda is the Ark. Oooh, I can just feel the tingling of a scifi B-movie plot: it will involve drunken spring breakers, old things that mysteriously start glowing, and Jeff Goldblum.

I was starting to get worried. Nobody had mentioned Jurassic Park. There were lots of dinosaurs with those folks. There is all the incontestable proof anyone would need.

Best. Documentary. Ever.

  • 15 votes
#2.37 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:56 PM EDT
douglasq

Wait, maybe Bermuda is the Ark. Oooh, I can just feel the tingling of a scifi B-movie plot: it will involve drunken spring breakers, old things that mysteriously start glowing, and Jeff Goldblum.

You mean they haven't written them into the plot (or lack thereof) of "Lost?"

  • 7 votes
#2.38 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:07 PM EDT
Uncommon Sensibility

Dungbeetle ... they were in the article mentioned here!

Quite a few contradictions within the story, one might add. You can get copies of all of them for the low low price of ... !

I'm going to have to show my ignorance here, because I read the pterodactyl is actually a flying ... lizard? Maybe I'm bending the map here, but if it flies, isn't it related to a bird, albeit tenuously?

  • 5 votes
#2.39 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:08 PM EDT
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dungbeetlemania

Uncommon Sensibility, they were reptiles but not dinosaurs. Sorry, I missed the claim that they are in the article, my bad. There were many reptiles around at the time of the dinosaurs, but only some were dinosaurs.

  • 7 votes
#2.41 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:18 PM EDT
Jason Burnham

Look.. There was Barney. All the proof you need is right there. Once I saw that show I knew why god left those overgrown chickens to drown. Barney just missed the boat and that's all there is to it.

  • 6 votes
#2.42 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:26 PM EDT
Lissa Rose

Trying to drum attacks of PTSD, Jason? I've been trying to forget about that weird purple dinosaur for years. ;)

I gotta go with Jack. Jurassic Park is the best documentary ever for this.

  • 5 votes
#2.43 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:37 PM EDT
Checkmate-983933

The meaning of "dinosaur average size" is debatable. However it is defined, current evidence suggests different values for average size in the Triassic, early Jurassic, late Jurassic and Cretaceous periods. According to Bill Erickson, "Estimates of median dinosaur mass range from 500 kg to 5 metric tons, Eighty percent of the biomass from the Late Jurassic Morrison formation of the western United States consisted of stegosaurs and sauropods; the latter averaged 20 tons. The typically large size of the dinosaurs, and the comparatively small size of modern mammals, has been quantified by Nicholas Hotton. Based on 63 dinosaur genera, Hotton's data yield an average generic mass in excess of 850 kg (about the size of an average grizzly bear) and a median generic mass of nearly 2 tons (which is comparable to a giraffe).

http://www.dinosauri.info/eng/dinosaur.html

That's a big freakin' sheep.

  • 5 votes
#2.44 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:54 PM EDT
The Spirit

Of all the things that are none of liberals' business, why are they so OBSESSED with Christianity?? Why not discuss the theology of South Pacific Cargo Worshippers. Why not poke fun at Mohammad? Do YOU believe that most women go to hell? Do YOU believe in keeping your wife in line by beating her?

I suggest you research an animal in the Bible called the "behemoth." And tell us what that describes.

Truths About Liberals #12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

  • 4 votes
#2.45 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:10 PM EDT
George Marez

Erm, there are a ton of "liberals" who are Christians. Republicans do not have an exclusive hold on Christianity. None of what you posted even makes sense.

  • 16 votes
#2.46 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:24 PM EDT
Simplistic Reality

If dinosaurs were mentioned in the Bible.. and had they been "extinct" for "millions of years" the men who wrote the Bible would have had no clue wtf a dinosaur was now would they? Make you think a little...... being how dinosaurs have only been discovered and understood what they were in the past few centuries...

How would they know?

  • 3 votes
#2.47 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:28 PM EDT
hhabilis

Erm, there are a ton of "liberals" who are Christians.

There are also many who are conservative, and Christian, who don't buy into the fundies' paradigm.

  • 7 votes
#2.48 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:33 PM EDT
George Marez

Amen to that.

  • 4 votes
#2.49 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:40 PM EDT
Pat-#@!&!#@

I suggest you research an animal in the Bible called the "behemoth." And tell us what that describes.

Mammoths.

  • 10 votes
#2.50 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:46 PM EDT
thelyamhound

Why not discuss the theology of South Pacific Cargo Worshippers. Why not poke fun at Mohammad?

Well, we can, if you like. But they don't represent much of a voting block, so their moral dictates aren't likely to be codified into law.

  • 10 votes
#2.51 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:48 PM EDT
Skye-768303

There are also many who are conservative, and Christian, who don't buy into the fundies' paradigm.

They need to speak up more.

  • 8 votes
#2.52 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:17 PM EDT
Luke Wright

Mammoths.

Umm, mammoths had tiny tails, not a tail that would compare in size to a cedar tree!

  • 1 vote
#2.53 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:20 PM EDT
Dubbya R

Found a recipe here for anyone interested in cooking up a Dino-steak for dinner.

But first ask yourself...What Would Jesus Grill?

  • 10 votes
#2.54 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:28 PM EDT
hhabilis

There are also many who are conservative, and Christian, who don't buy into the fundies' paradigm.

They need to speak up more.

I do quite regularly, but do not specifically identify myself as such, because I prefer my ideas to be the subject, not my self-identification. I also don't wish to get into long, fruitless discussions regarding what constitutes a "true" conservative or a "true" Christian, since there are areas where my understanding of each directly contradicts either the mainstream thinking or the constructs of their opponents.

  • 6 votes
#2.55 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:37 PM EDT
Pat-#@!&!#@

Luke, if you really think the Bible was talking about dinosaurs...well, best regards to you.

  • 8 votes
#2.56 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:43 PM EDT
Adamdadm01

I don't know about dinosaurs on the ark but here's for all you non believers.... read for yourselves.

http://www.squidoo.com/noahsarkfound

http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/060905_noahs_ark.html

"there is now actual photographic evidence that Noah's Ark really does exist.... Scientists have used satellites, computers, and powerful cameras to pinpoint the Ark's exact location on Mt. Ararat."

http://noahsarksearch.com/ararat.htm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2000/sep/14/internationalnews.archaeology

These sites are a great read.

  • 1 vote
#2.57 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:46 PM EDT
Luke Wright

Luke, if you really think the Bible was talking about dinosaurs...well, best regards to you.

I don't know what it was talking about but it wasn't a Mammoth. The verse says that the behemoth had a tail that swayed like a cedar tree. A Mammoth had a tiny tail like an elephant.

  • 1 vote
#2.58 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:47 PM EDT
Pastafarian

I suggest you research an animal in the Bible called the "behemoth." And tell us what that describes.

The Bible also mentions dragons, satyrs, sea monsters, unicorns and fiery flying serpents.

  • 10 votes
#2.59 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:54 PM EDT
Jack Huang

Umm, mammoths had tiny tails, not a tail that would compare in size to a cedar tree!

And dinosaurs didn't drink entire rivers dry (Job 40:35). Taken literally, the Bible verses describe something like a gigantic walking shopvac. Good luck trying to find that thing.

I don't know about dinosaurs on the ark but here's for all you non believers.... read for yourselves.

Those sites contain nothing but speculation mixed with a bad case of Biblical confirmation bias. A geological formation that kinda looks ark-shaped, a few splinters of wood, and an absolute ban of anyone ever getting near the supposed ark?

Yeah, that definitely proves the veracity of the story of a worldwide flood being weathered by an old couple riding in history's largest floating sex den.

  • 17 votes
#2.60 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:55 PM EDT
Adamdadm01

Keep reading Jack. If you want speculation, read most of the comments already posted or reread yours several times over again.

    #2.61 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:08 PM EDT
    Dave-792879

    "there is now actual photographic evidence that Noah's Ark really does exist.... Scientists have used satellites, computers, and powerful cameras to pinpoint the Ark's exact location on Mt. Ararat."

    For decades, people have been pointing to some grainy satellite pictures. If it actually exists, why not just go there?

    http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/060905_noahs_ark.html

    Funny you should post this link. It's good reading. The author is a skeptic who pretty much shoots down every claim that the ark has supposedly been found.

    • 10 votes
    #2.62 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:14 PM EDT
    douglasq

    If dinosaurs were mentioned in the Bible..

    Chapter and verse?

    • 5 votes
    #2.63 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:18 PM EDT
    Broliver Stagnasty

    @http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/060905_noahs_ark.html re: post 2.57 the author of the article says in conclusion:

    Yet the question is not about faith, hope, or God; the question is if Noah's Ark is real and has been found. Like Atlantis, the ever-elusive Ark will continue to be "found" by those looking for it—whether it exists or not.

    B.S.

    • 7 votes
    #2.64 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:34 PM EDT
    AlKhidr

    The article refers to eyewitness accounts such as Marco Polo's. Hmm, let's see--Polo also describes folks walking around with heads where their stomachs are. I'm still waiting to find the giants created from angels having sex with humans, not to mention the unicorns and cloven-hoofed rabbits mentioned in the Bible. Oh, and let's not forget Noah's Ark, which remains like the Ark of the Covenant, conveniently lost.

    • 12 votes
    #2.65 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:11 PM EDT
    Lincoln Albert

    Dont worry!!! All this is a HUGE misunderstanding. Bart is talking about BIRDS, because they are the sole living dinosaur descendants, and by the Ark he might be refering to the Titanic. It would be hilarious, even for his standards, to claim that Noah rode on an 8 ton T-Rex to push a 25 ton Brachiosaur inside a woden boat while the boat was pushed by Liopleurodons.

    • 4 votes
    #2.66 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT
    D Luniz-1282741

    If the Ark had been found, there would be endless pilgrimages going to it
    and round the clock security to make sure people dont destroy it by trying to break parts off to take with them

    to me THATS the biggest evidence against it having been actually found

    • 8 votes
    #2.67 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT
    Decurion_505

    I have proof that early man passed on his knowledge of the dangers of living with dinosaurs.

    • 7 votes
    #2.68 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:49 PM EDT
    Sir Richard Owen

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    • 3 votes
    #2.69 - Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:30 AM EDT
    Sir Richard Owen

    No Robert, it's all true, I was there. I saw the whole thing first hand. Oh, cleaning up after them on the ark was a never ending job.

    :)

    • 1 vote
    #2.70 - Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:36 AM EDT
    Anathema6205

    lol....the ark....like I said, don't mention glacial movement- their heads will explode.

    • 3 votes
    #2.71 - Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:44 AM EDT
    Anathema6205

    Liopleurodons Chaaarlie!

    XDDD

      #2.72 - Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:18 PM EDT
      jamithy1

      Umm, mammoths had tiny tails, not a tail that would compare in size to a cedar tree!

      note to all bible thumpers who claim noah's ARK existed... you go with these satellite images etc that look like a boat. The Ark of the bible story (spelled with a "K" not a "C" was not boat like at all. The bible describes this vessel in detail. It gave exact dimensions which were not big enough to hold all the animals around today let alone those that have gone extinct. Also not it was not just 2 of each, the bible says 2 of some and SEVEN of others, and the shape of the alleged vessel was a big rectangular prism.... try reading your own book before using it to support your half baked theories

      • 7 votes
      #2.73 - Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:51 PM EDT
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      1623 yankee

      Without doubt, this is one of the most vacuous arguments I have ever seen.

      RB - you got me again

      • 16 votes
      Reply#3 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:18 AM EDT
      Uncommon Sensibility

      "As humans, we know that our noses and ears never stop growing, but the rest of us does."

      Denial.

      I step on my scale weekly and can disprove that statement! I'll share that fact with y'all for FREE!!

      • 3 votes
      #3.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:47 PM EDT
      Janeinthisworld

      I LOVE ROBERT'S ARTICLES!

      This one is still making me laugh! 8-)

      • 6 votes
      #3.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:24 PM EDT
      oldstreet

      Dinosaurs had a cruise ship? With a snack bar? Those tasty unicorns didn't stand a chance!

      • 2 votes
      #3.3 - Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:08 AM EDT
      Reply
      sushicat

      The evidence that dinosaurs lived with man in recent history is staggering and overwhelming due to the countless artifacts, drawings, carvings, statues, mosaics and depictions throughout history of Brachiosaurus, Stegosaurus, Plesiosaur, Pterodactyl, Triceratops, T-rex and more. If man didn't live with these creatures, how did artists throughout ancient history and in cultures all over the world happen to re-create these beasts, thousands of years ago, to “coincidentally” look identical to what we see in the dinosaur books and museums today?

      Okay........ I just want to see his evidence, no more artiles, direct his comments to the scientific evidence he has found .

      • 12 votes
      Reply#4 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:19 AM EDT
      Concerned Citizen-1303521

      Uhm... well I could have told them that not all the dinosaurs died out... those would be our modern birds' ancestors.

      But yes, I completely agree sushicat... at this point I just want to see his evidence, out of morbid curiosity (probably the same reason why I pause on COPS or Cheaters for a good 30 seconds while flipping through the channels).

      • 17 votes
      #4.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:43 AM EDT
      Checkmate-983933

      I, too, want to see evidence. Are these people reading Dinotopia like it was an encyclopedia?

      • 13 votes
      #4.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:47 AM EDT
      SansSerif

      Are these people reading Dinotopia like it was an encyclopedia?

      Wait... It's not?

      • 17 votes
      #4.3 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:53 AM EDT
      Rixar13

      So how did people 2000-3000 years ago know exactly what dinosaurs looked like? There's really only 2 options. Either they saw the dinosaurs with their own eyes, or they constructed the skeletons.

      Well as I witnessed a Republican woman Representatives state that the earth is only 6,000 years old...? Next Cristian's will be covertly planting evidence on Mt. Ararat...? I will just observe quietly out of respect for my fore-monkey relatives... Smile :-) I will also stay away from the LSD...

      • 11 votes
      #4.4 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:07 AM EDT
      robinm85

      Why do they need evidence anyway? Faith is not based on "evidence". That's why it's called FAITH!

      • 5 votes
      #4.5 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:17 PM EDT
      douglasq

      Why do they need evidence anyway? Faith is not based on "evidence". That's why it's called FAITH!

      To shut up all us non-believers, silly. So they can say, "Nyah, nyah, nyah."

      • 12 votes
      #4.6 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:11 PM EDT
      Reply
      littlereddog

      Bob grew up in the Worldwide Church of God, which at the time was a religious cult, before leaving all religion and going into a world of sex, drugs, alcohol, ESP and various demonic activities as an agnostic religious skeptic.

      This is all we need to know about Bob Dutko, the author of this sludge.

      • 15 votes
      Reply#5 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:22 AM EDT
      The Republic of Stupidity

      And now he's back in the religion business, apparently... and peddling his Top Ten Proofs™ series... you CAN get the whole set for just ***Ninety Nine Dollars***... yes, you read that right... for a limited time only, the complete set of Top Ten Proofs™ for just $99!!!

      • 15 votes
      #5.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:26 AM EDT
      littlereddog

      Yup, "There's a sucker born every minute."

      • 10 votes
      #5.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:47 AM EDT
      Schroedingers Cat

      litterdog..yep and those are the ones who pick up read such piffle...

      • 11 votes
      #5.3 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:58 AM EDT
      Responsible-Adult

      Piffle; a word that isnt used enough!

      • 9 votes
      #5.4 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:56 AM EDT
      daMamma

      Top ten proofs implies there is more. I've yet to see one.

      • 6 votes
      #5.5 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT
      Reply
      TheSkeptic-1418965Deleted
      Randommilitary

      I think we've already established the truth: dinosaurs were on the ark, but they ate the unicorns, so they got kicked off. Hence, no dinosaurs nor unicorns are around today.

      • 23 votes
      Reply#7 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:44 AM EDT
      Omnipotus

      Wish Noah would have forgot the roaches. . .

      • 11 votes
      #7.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:48 AM EDT
      Randommilitary

      (Full disclosure: I totally stole that joke from a thread a couple of months ago)

      • 11 votes
      #7.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:51 AM EDT
      TheSkeptic-1418965Deleted
      douglasq

      So did Noah have one of those high-voltage paddocks for the velociraptors like in Jurassic Park? Otherwise, I can imagine that a lot fewer species got off the ark than got on.

      • 15 votes
      #7.4 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:08 PM EDT
      Uncommon Sensibility

      Oooohh ... the UNICORN song!

      "I got some green alligators and some long-necked geese; humpy backed camels and some chimpanzees. Cats and rats and elephants, as sure as your born, but they all forgot the unicorn!"

      Nope. No dinosaurs there.

      • 11 votes
      #7.5 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:51 PM EDT
      Lissa Rose

      Douglas, maybe that is what happened to those cute unicorns... Either that, or the red bull really did get them all...

      • 5 votes
      #7.6 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:40 PM EDT
      Reply
      mojo31979

      They have to come up with some excuse for the Dinosaurs. But this...this really takes the cake. The notion of Noah's Ark is idiotic enough, but to throw in Dinosaurs? I would have expected a little more from the masters of manipulation and fallacies. Thanks for a good laugh!

      • 11 votes
      Reply#8 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:45 AM EDT
      Checkmate-983933

      Size of Noah's ark:

      http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/articles/am/v2/n2/ships.jpg

      Yeah. . .I don't see it even close to happening with the dinosaurs AND the animals.

      • 7 votes
      #8.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:53 AM EDT
      mojo31979

      It's not only that, but two of ANY* species of animal is not enough to sustain a viable population base. The rampant inbreeding would kill them all off in a matter of years. And if there were dinosaurs on the ark, where did they go? Are they saying that every other animal survived except for dinosaurs? Consider my mind blown!

      • 12 votes
      #8.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:03 AM EDT
      sms29s66

      Come now, let's put on our thinking caps. If an infinite number of angels (and they are BIG) can dance of the head of a pin, a dozen or so dinosaurs should easily fit into the magic ark.

      • 11 votes
      #8.3 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:07 AM EDT
      Dave-792879

      It's not only that, but two of ANY* species of animal is not enough to sustain a viable population base. The rampant inbreeding would kill them all off in a matter of years.

      Even true of humans. Three brothers and their wives could not possibly produce viable progeny through multiple generations. Especially if, as alleged, Shem went one way, Ham went another and Japheth went a third direction. As with Adam and Eve's kids, each of them would have had their sons and daughters marrying each other, a sure recipe for inbreeding to the point of extinction.

      • 8 votes
      #8.4 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:36 AM EDT
      Uthaclena

      Dave-792879

      As with Adam and Eve's kids, each of them would have had their sons and daughters marrying each other, a sure recipe for inbreeding to the point of extinction.

      Actually I saw a Fundie web site a few month ago explaining that one away: you see, the reason inbreeding is a problem now is because there has been "genetic drift" over the last 6000 years; but when Adam & Eve were created, their genetic code was perfect, so there were no problemattic traits to be passed along. Seriously, that was the argument.

      • 8 votes
      #8.5 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:47 AM EDT
      Pastafarian

      The rampant inbreeding would kill them all off in a matter of years

      Let's hope so! (You were talking about young earth creationists, right?)

      • 8 votes
      #8.6 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:34 PM EDT
      douglasq

      a dozen or so dinosaurs should easily fit into the magic ark.

      I don't know. Maybe if Noah had studied how to stuff a dozen or so clowns into a volkswagen, but clowns hadn't been invented yet.

      • 9 votes
      #8.7 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:12 PM EDT
      Jack Huang

      Come now, let's put on our thinking caps. If an infinite number of angels (and they are BIG) can dance of the head of a pin, a dozen or so dinosaurs should easily fit into the magic ark.

      Noah's Ark: the original TARDIS.

      • 16 votes
      #8.8 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:58 PM EDT
      Janeinthisworld

      If you could get all those dinosaurs on a big boat, do you think Michelle Duggar could give birth to one?

      • 2 votes
      #8.9 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:33 PM EDT
      Reply
      Vis Major

      Wilma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • 16 votes
      Reply#9 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:55 AM EDT
      chikuas

      yabba dabba dooooo. haha

      This is hilarious

      • 6 votes
      #9.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:54 PM EDT
      neoatg

      Great now that In Living Color "yabba Dabba Doo Ya dabba de" parody rattling around inside my head.

      • 7 votes
      #9.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:07 PM EDT
      Vis Major

      Was Hanna-Barbera listed as a source?

      • 11 votes
      #9.3 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:56 PM EDT
      Reply
      reddirthippy

      Dinosaur skeletons aren't found just lying on the ground intact, so someone walking by can look down and see what the dinosaur looked like. The bones are separated, fragmented and embedded deep within the ground, mountains and rock with most of them missing.....So how did people 2000-3000 years ago know exactly what dinosaurs looked like?

      If it has only been 3000 years since their demise how did they get deep within the ground?

      • 13 votes
      Reply#10 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:01 AM EDT
      sms29s66

      Since Creation only happened about 6,000 years ago, it's simple.

      • 10 votes
      #10.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:08 AM EDT
      daMamma

      Simple. See, the peoples were really sad for the dead dinosaur type am-minals and buries them up real pretty like. But wait, there's more. See, just to mess with the future generations heads, they messed up the puzzle pieces and lost a few even.

      • 5 votes
      #10.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT
      D Luniz-1282741

      Cause the dinos didnt just die

      they died, and came back as zombies
      and humanity was reduced to just Adam and Eve
      and over time the zombie menace ended by the zombies decomosing to bones
      and the decendants of Adam and Eve heeded the warning and bured the bones deep as to make sure the zombie threat was ended once and for all

      "But this makes no sense"

      DAMNIT I SAID ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

      • 5 votes
      #10.3 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT
      Anathema6205

      Zombeh-dinos!

      *nomnom*

      • 3 votes
      #10.4 - Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:52 AM EDT
      reddirthippy

      Zombeh-dinos!

      I think I see a movie in the making!

      • 4 votes
      #10.5 - Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:05 AM EDT
      Reply
      evilgenius

      I saw a saber tooth rat once.

      • 8 votes
      Reply#11 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:07 AM EDT
      Ditto

      That wasn't a rat, that was a glennbeckosaur.

      • 23 votes
      #11.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:15 AM EDT
      Uncommon Sensibility

      An understandable mistake, no doubt.

      • 6 votes
      #11.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:53 PM EDT
      Reply
      Asheville Jack

      "Evidence Dinosaurs Lived With Man (and yes, went on Noah's Ark)"

      ...excerpted from first chapter of new Texas high school history book.

      • 21 votes
      Reply#12 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:29 AM EDT
      sushicat

      Asheville Jack, I hope you are joking. That's not really there is it?

      • 5 votes
      #12.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:22 AM EDT
      Asheville Jack

      sushicat ~

      No, it's not really there. Just funnin' the Texas school board for their neanderthal like outlook towards Texas education. But that's another story.

      • 10 votes
      #12.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:28 PM EDT
      Malcolm the >:}

      No, it is the same story. The perpetuation of selling misinformation and lies to the gullible. And the gullible, when misinformed, can be deadly. Look at the Spanish Civil War, where the yokems did in the intelligentsia. Our sociopathic elite is fomenting the same type of crap that led up to that war.

      Expect an American "Franco" to come along to "save" America. The means and ways are already emplaced. Our "elite" are still working on a sellable ideology. The Tea Party is an experiment, led by a Harvard graduate who is a member of that sociapathic elite.

      • 3 votes
      #12.3 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:51 PM EDT
      Janeinthisworld

      Yeah...and I got a dinosaur farm in my back yard.

      • 2 votes
      #12.4 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:36 PM EDT
      Skye-768303

      No, it's not really there. Just funnin' the Texas school board for their neanderthal like outlook towards Texas education. But that's another story.

      The sad thing is that the majority of textbooks used in all US schools today are printed in Texas.

      • 2 votes
      #12.5 - Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:17 AM EDT
      Reply
      Bob Nelson.

      Now then... somebody is paying good money to run this website... which means either they're throwing money away, or they're making money somehow...

      "Ten CDs for only $99"

      They are actually selling those CDs. They are actually selling those CDs!

      • 15 votes
      Reply#13 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:37 AM EDT
      Anathema6205

      Of course! It took this brilliant and epic webpage that has absolutely no physical evidence of their claims to prove it!

      -_-

      Dragons? Are they SERIOUS? Lololololol!

      Scientists and historians have ALREADY explained why medieval people believed in dragons; they also believed in unicorns too, and we know why they did.

      The Narwhal horn was brought back from sailors claiming it to be something special. People thought it was from a unicorn. Same with dragons; people brought back epic bones from across the globe of modern animals; but people at the time didn't know of half these creatures, so they assumed them to be dragons.

      We already know people have over-active imaginations; just look at religion. Look at vampires and werewolves and zombies and witches and goblins. pft. You wanna back up those too with religion? Might as well, you're already going down the looney road.

      Next they'll be claiming that they found Cthulhu.

      Oh, and where is this ark? How could this 900 year old man who had NO knowledge of micro-organisms fit EVERY species of animal into a boat? Obviously,they don't believe in evolution, so there literally had to be BILLIONS of animals. What'd he do, go out with a petri dish? MODERN DAY architects wouldn't know where to begin on making a vessel that size. And what of the plants? Not worthy enough, huh? Land based plants CAN'T survive submersed under water. How do they speculate what happened to them? And how did the feed those animals? Some of them were predators; only able to eat other animals; so if they only took two animals at a time...lol, I'm still trying to figure out why they believe this load of crap.

      *facepalm*

      • 13 votes
      Reply#14 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:53 AM EDT
      Randommilitary

      Hmmm...how do you build an ark large enough for Cthulhu?

      On the other hand, at least it's a singular entity, so you don't have to fit two on the ark. Plus, he can survive submerged in R'lyeh dead/dreaming, so I suppose he doesn't have to go on the ark in the first place. Problem solved - just leave Cthulhu underwater and the ark doesn't have to be so large...

      Everyone knows that alien madness-inducing godlike entities from beyond time and space grow continually as long as they live.

      • 10 votes
      #14.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:03 AM EDT
      Checkmate-983933

      Remember the mermaid myth? Sailors mistook manatees for mermaids. . .

      Part of me questions how you can screw those two up, but. . .If you were on a ship for a long period of time with no women around. . .you would probaby think that manatee was gorgeous.

      lol

      • 7 votes
      #14.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:04 AM EDT
      Anathema6205

      lol-randommilitary-yeah, they just tied a tether to him and pulled him behind the ark so he wouldn't get lost. XD

      • 4 votes
      #14.3 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:07 AM EDT
      SpoxLogic

      If you were on a ship for a long period of time with no women around. . .you would probaby think that manatee was gorgeous.

      Hey now Checkmate! Ex-sailor here, and that statement hits too close to home.

      • 8 votes
      #14.4 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:29 AM EDT
      Uthaclena

      Anathema6205

      And what of the plants? Not worthy enough, huh? Land based plants CAN'T survive submersed under water. How do they speculate what happened to them?

      And how do you explain extinct varieties of dinosaurs who lived in the water?? They wouldn't care about a silly little global flood, would they??

      • 7 votes
      #14.5 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:50 AM EDT
      Andrew-1162039

      Depends on how they're affected by salinity. Pretty much all freshwater and saltwater fish in the world would have had to have been on the ark as well, since the rapid mixing of freshwater and saltwater on a global level would have changed salinity levels to a point where almost all fish species would die out.

      • 5 votes
      #14.6 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:16 PM EDT
      Ed Wood

      Hmmm...how do you build an ark large enough for Cthulhu?

      Cthulu didn't need to be on the ark because pure evil floats like pond scum;)

      • 6 votes
      #14.7 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:38 PM EDT
      Fred Evil

      So THAT'S why we can't waterboard Cheney!

      • 4 votes
      #14.8 - Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:24 AM EDT
      Reply
      inoubliable

      /facepalm

      • 10 votes
      Reply#15 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:28 AM EDT
      Fred Evil

      I know it's shocking, but would you mind using your OWN palm next time?

      • 7 votes
      #15.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:23 PM EDT
      inoubliable

      i almost used my desk. :(

      • 7 votes
      #15.2 - Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:53 AM EDT
      Fred Evil

      LOL!

      • 2 votes
      #15.3 - Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:25 AM EDT
      Reply
      DavePat

      I expect to see this same sales pitch reduced to a three minute commercial to be aired as a late night TV.

      • 8 votes
      Reply#16 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:29 AM EDT
      Jimi M

      I understand they found the Ark with a bunch of human and animal bones ,seems that Noa , his family , the couple of goats and chickens never made it.

      • 6 votes
      Reply#17 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:44 AM EDT
      Ditto

      I could go on and on about how silly this all is but I have to go tend to my R-Tex, he's my Dyslexic rinosaud.

      • 10 votes
      Reply#18 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:49 AM EDT
      steveoutdoorrec

      As humans, we know that our noses and ears never stop growing, but the rest of us does

      Well that explains all the Dumbo eared people in the retirement homes. Doh

      • 7 votes
      Reply#19 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:00 PM EDT
      daMamma

      Actually, you see, its just the heads shrinking makes it look like the ears and noses are still growing.
      *wink*

      • 6 votes
      #19.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT
      oldstreet

      Into Yoda they are turning!

        #19.2 - Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:14 AM EDT
        Reply
        waffle

        Well, it looks like skepticism (and sanity) is alive and well in this thread, but I still want to single out a couple of statements from the article.

        First, dinosaurs were nothing more than reptiles that continued to grow in size.

        Er, no. In fact, this here is one of the (many) statements that let us know the authors have absolutely no idea what they are talking about. Dinosaur has a very specific definition in anatomical terms. The definition has to do with a specific hip structure that was evolved from reptiles, but is quite distinct from reptiles. Any anatomist looking at a creature's skeleton can easily differentiate between a reptile and a dinosaur on the basis of the dinosaur's unique hip structure. And since this difference is quite visible in the living animal's posture, anyone with a cursory understanding of anatomy could also spot the difference between a dinosaur and a reptile, even stripped of the other dinosaurian hints such as feathers, warm blood or having been dead for the last sixty five million years.

        Most people are unaware of the fact that reptiles never stop growing in size while alive.

        This is not quite true. While reptiles do not stop growing, they do slow down once they reach the end of adolescence. And the creature will die of natural causes long before brontosaurian sizes have been reached. One cannot simply hand wave dinosaurs away in this fashion. If we were to take this as a credible theory, one would have to explain why this mechanism does not mean that I have dinosaur sized geckos all over my house. I certainly have enough of them that the bell curve should have produced a few velociraptor sized specimens, even if I could spot the difference quite easily by the lack of a dinosaurian posture or hip bone.

        Without a mechanism to extend the reptile's life, this theory is dead.

        When we look at dinosaurs, we need to realize that they are nothing more than different types of reptiles, lizards, etc., that continued to grow in size for as long as God allowed them to live.

        Ah. God did it. He allowed them a longer life span, generating all the dinosaurs by allowing them to live five hundred years before killing them all off in the Flood and sneakily burying them in such a way as to make it look as if they were millions of years old.

        Well, there's ways we can check this. It seems dinosaurs share a trait with birds (not surprising, considering birds appear to be a highly specialized form of dinosaur). When they grow, they tend to put rings on their bones in a similar manner as trees. So, and here's where the fun begins, we can sometimes get a dinosaur's age at the time of death, provided the fossilization occurred with high enough resolution. And the answer is that dinosaurs reached full sized in a handful of years, not five hundred. Their growth was consistent with a creature that normally grew to huge size, not accidental freaks artificially extended by a trickster god.

        so think about what a Gecko or a Komodo Dragon might look like if it lived for 500 years. Can you say “dinosaur”

        Yes, and with better pronunciation than the author, I dare think. But that doesn't mean I'd mistake a 100' komodo dragon for a dinosaur. For all its size, the dragon would still have a splayed limb stance consistent with a reptile, rather than the rear limbs under the hips stance of a real dinosaur. (And yes, I'm deliberately neglecting the problems with the square cube law and what would happen if a komodo dragon were blown up to 100', poor, suffocating thing.)

        A tyrannosaur is quite a different beast than a komodo dragon, at any scale. Remember Jurrasic Park? Hey, there were many inaccuracies and (now) dated information in the film, but the posture of the T-Rex was dead on. With some squinting, one might imagine Rexy's head to be a vertically expanded alligator's (which is incorrect), but there's no mistaking that bipedal gate for an alligator's sprawl. The T-Rex's knees and ankles were in a line beneath the hips, bearing the creature's weight. Komodo dragons simply do not do that, no matter how big they get.

        One last point:

        Dinosaur skeletons aren't found just lying on the ground intact, so someone walking by can look down and see what the dinosaur looked like. The bones are separated, fragmented and embedded deep within the ground, mountains and rock with most of them missing

        Anyone who has seen the iconic fossil of Archaeopteryx knows the author is full of it. Yes, sometimes the remains are disarticulated, sometimes they are not. Sometimes, they are so damn detailed we can see internal organs. Want to know why we know how a dinosaur heart works?

        http://www.dinoheart.org/

        That's frikkin' how. We found one. Yeah, only the one. And the odds against that were staggering. But it happened.

        We've also found articulated skeletons with the feathers still attached in the correct locations. We've found creatures posed in death struggles - egg thieves stealing their last, prey animals who took their predators with them and mothers who would not abandon their nests, even in the face of a hundred million years of darkness.

        Basically, my point here is that the author is stunningly misinformed on even the most basic aspects of the science he is attempting to overturn. If he can't even get simple anatomical facts about dinosaurs right, the very first thing one learns when studying these creatures, how can we take anything he says seriously?

        *glances back over the article*

        Forget nice. The author is just stone cold crazy.

        • 21 votes
        Reply#20 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:02 PM EDT
        Ed Wood

        I especially liked the part about continuing to grow "just like human noses and ears do.";)

        • 6 votes
        #20.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:42 PM EDT
        Anathema6205

        Love this!

        Sad thing about these people is, once all this is debunked, they'll throw ALL of the fossils out of their plan and claim they never existed.

        • 7 votes
        #20.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:57 PM EDT
        Reply
        ingenjon

        One need not look further than the writer of this article as proof of dinosaurs living among men.

        • 10 votes
        Reply#21 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:05 PM EDT
        renard

        It is not a question of whether or not dinosaurs and primitive man lived at the same time, but whether Dinosaurs and mankind lived together during the last 6000 years of recorded history.

        Adam and the T-Rex what a story that would have been, in fact I think it would have made a much greater story and been a even better story than Cain and Able.

        • 6 votes
        #21.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:36 PM EDT
        Reply
        dungbeetlemania

        but it's illogical to believe they could, with their imagination, guess exactly what a Tyrannosaurus looked like, or a Stegasaurus, a Brachiasaurus, a Triceratops, or any of the other dinosaurs that have been identically depicted in artwork, cave drawings, sculptures, mosaics and writings throughout history from many different cultures.

        I would just love to see the cave paintings that are identical to Stegasaurus, Brachiasaurus and Triceratops. This guy is full of it, and the fact that you have to pay $99 to see his supposed evidence is my evidence.

        • 9 votes
        Reply#22 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:26 PM EDT
        Brian-497171

        Great!

        Print it in a Texas textbook and call it a day.

        Phew!, that was whole lot easier than messing wit dem pesky facts.

        • 15 votes
        Reply#23 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:27 PM EDT
        gonen6t

        How come no events of this magnitude happen in the video phone/camera age...let's get some mega miracle videos on youtube ....LOL

        • 3 votes
        Reply#24 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:30 PM EDT
        p_cave

        Crack. Must have more crack.

        • 5 votes
        Reply#25 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:30 PM EDT
        Ditto

        When referring to these people, shouldn't that read:

        Cracked. Must be more cracked.

        • 10 votes
        #25.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:32 PM EDT
        Reply
        demo scout

        Article offers not one picture of the many artifacts or drawings in caves that it claims exist. And there is not any physical evidence of Noah's ark anywhere. And dare I say without meaning to offend there is no physical evidence or contemporary record from the time of Jesus that he existed. But more to the point, how would the existence of dinosaurs with man disprove evolution. The physical evidence is abundant to disprove the biblical story of creation, and the evidence of evolution is so overwhelming that no serious scientist can claim it did not and does not still occur.

        • 7 votes
        Reply#26 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:30 PM EDT
        jamithy1

        interesting how the author says "logic dictates" several times, yet bases his arguments on the bible and god, neither of which can be proven... Belief in god is purely a matter faith, so using a book allegedly written by him as the basis of proof is itself ridiculous

        • 6 votes
        #27 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:31 PM EDT
        M Smith-1683104

        I couldn't agree more. Logic is related with science, and both are not related with faith at all!

        • 6 votes
        #27.1 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:41 PM EDT
        Responsible-Adult

        i would tend to disagree here, of course im not saying dinosaurs on the ark is logical or scientific, but faith and science in my opinion arent mutually exclusive, i would say main stream christianity and science are by far more like oil and water than anything

        case and point, science of mind/ religious science, no its not scientology, its way better

        you dont have to give up your sanity to be spiritual or religious

        • 1 vote
        #27.2 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:05 PM EDT
        Turducken

        Science compels us ask questions. Religion tells us to stop being scientific.

        They inevitably influence each other, but probably shouldn't.

        • 6 votes
        #27.3 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:56 PM EDT
        sms29s66

        Responsible adult, you have to give up logic to rely on faith.

        • 3 votes
        #27.4 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:13 PM EDT
        H.H.-1105932

        Responsible adult, you have to give up logic to rely on faith.

        Thats pretty absurd, simply because I have faith in a higher power doesn't mean I can't work out the logic system in science. Don't think faith is a exclusively Christianity, or creationism, or in this case a "dinosaurs lived with man" trait. Some of us believe in a higher power, but view science as a way of discovering his method.

        I find it disgusting that so many atheist today have blasted religion to the ground because they hate the church so much.

        • 7 votes
        #27.5 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:13 PM EDT
        hhabilis

        Some of us believe in a higher power, but view science as a way of discovering his method.

        Couldn't agree with you more!

        • 3 votes
        #27.6 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:42 PM EDT
        sms29s66

        If you need faith to believe something, then logic doesn't apply. You don't need faith if the logic of it is self-evident. That's what I was saying. I didn't mean to imply that someone who has faith in something they cannot know is immune from logic. I just happen to be someone who cannot have faith in something I cannot know.

        • 3 votes
        #27.7 - Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT
        Responsible-Adult

        talk about blanket statements, and assumptions based on your own view of the world, sheesh

        I think you continue to assume that all religions are the same as evangelic christians, not all religions ask you to stop asking questions, or even shut off your logic to believe something completely unbelievable, they are different from church to church even. in reality, religion was the beginning of asking and answering questions, if you look at them they have vast and imaginative answers to the questions earlier man had about the world, even if they were 'scientifically' wrong, however they got wrapped up in tradition and became very rigid and unwilling to change after they had a different answer. Dyed in the wool as they say. 'To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only of the brave' You could equate this to the literalists of today, people who believe the stories in the bible, koran, eddas, etc. to be exact literal records of things that happened as if the epic of Sigurd was historic.

        The same applies to logic, if you demand to be logical about everything then you are simply going to be the same as these evangelicals, just on the other end of the scale. Cold, hollow and unfeeling of the world around you, in a rigid box of your own design. Surely there are things you don't know, or at least cannot exactly explane with science or logic right now, but they are still there, you use logic to assume that gravity will still be there in the morning? Your thoughts are just by products of an organic brain? theres nothing else in the world other than what can be determined and examined by men in white coats? what a sad rationalist view of the world. science and logic are there to measure the measureable, but there are things in this world that it cannot measure. Quantum mechanics takes a whack at it, but even then its trying to determine something that we cannot observe and arent even sure is there. So right there you have science that is driven by faith that what they are equating is there, but they arent sure either. How many times has science had to change their theorums, equations, and proved ideas? the world use to be flat, science can still be just as wrong in its ideals, scientists are still human if memorys serves.

        In the end, I wish you the best of luck on your journey wether or not you choose to believe in something larger in scope than what you can see, touch, taste, smell, hear. We all have our own paths we must walk and we must do it the only way We know how to.

        • 1 vote
        #27.8 - Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:28 PM EDT
        Jack Huang

        in reality, religion was the beginning of asking and answering questions, if you look at them they have vast and imaginative answers to the questions earlier man had about the world, even if they were 'scientifically' wrong, however they got wrapped up in tradition and became very rigid and unwilling to change after they had a different answer.

        Indeed, religion did a serviceable job of "explaining" the unexplained back when people knew diddly-s--- about science.

        The same applies to logic, if you demand to be logical about everything then you are simply going to be the same as these evangelicals, just on the other end of the scale. Cold, hollow and unfeeling of the world around you, in a rigid box of your own design.

        Ah yes, because only sociopaths are rational.

        Surely there are things you don't know, or at least cannot exactly explane with science or logic right now, but they are still there, you use logic to assume that gravity will still be there in the morning?

        Yes, inductive logic.

        Your thoughts are just by products of an organic brain?

        Deductive logic, stemming from neuroscientific evidence.

        theres nothing else in the world other than what can be determined and examined by men in white coats?

        There very well could be. So far, there's diddly-s--- supporting the existence of such. Most rational people aren't in the habit of assuming the existence of something for which there's zero evidence--unicorns, for example.

        what a sad rationalist view of the world.

        What a sad list of reductionist lies.

        science and logic are there to measure the measureable, but there are things in this world that it cannot measure.

        For example? I hope you're not going to start listing entirely subjective items.

        Quantum mechanics takes a whack at it, but even then its trying to determine something that we cannot observe and arent even sure is there.

        Yeah, we sure can't observe electrons. I mean, they could be imaginary for all we know, right?

        So right there you have science that is driven by faith that what they are equating is there, but they arent sure either. How many times has science had to change their theorums, equations, and proved ideas?

        Science is never sure of any generalized theory. That's why the things are called "theories," not "truths." Unlike religion, science doesn't make a habit of intentionally and flagrantly lying to people.

        the world use to be flat,

        Yes, up till Greek philosophy dating from the 6th century BC. Of course, religious leaders had no problem perpetuating the flat Earth lie for centuries afterward.

        science can still be just as wrong in its ideals, scientists are still human if memorys serves.

        And science never claims otherwise. No bulls--- about declaring immutable truths of the universe.

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        #27.9 - Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:47 PM EDT
        Responsible-Adult

        good lord jack ( pun intended ) maybe you should warn people when you plan on snipeting their comment up to the point where it doesnt even resemble the original meaning, and you could definately do with a tad less dry sarcasm.

        I came here for a civil and fun conversation, not to be talked down to like a child, I was going to address all of your little snipes individually but decided against it feeling that it ultimately had no point other than creating a circular argument and nothing but angst.

        I never said that religion trumps logic, or that your priest would know the immutable answers to the universe, what i am saying is that logic and faith arent exclusive, more like two sides of a coin that work in tandem with eachother. And youre dead wrong about science not claiming truths or flagrantly lying to people, do you have any experience in the medical field?theres many things that are outside the grasp of science, that doesnt mean they will always be that way, its all building blocks, but I still believe there is that which cannot be written or measured or explained, but only experienced.

        "Anybody who has been seriously engaged is scientific work of any kind realizes that over the entrance to the gates of the temple of science are written the words: 'Ye must have faith.' It is a quality which the scientist cannot dispense with.”

        Max Planck German theoretical Physicist who originated quantum theory, 1858-1947

        "All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force... We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent Mind. This Mind is the matrix of all matter.”

        Today we find increasing numbers of scientific men emerging from the age of materialism. This is due to the fact that modern science has not theoretically been able to resolve the material universe into purely mechanical energy, but has discovered that the smallest particles which it supposes to exist exercise a sort of volition, which of course leaves room for freedom ( Heisenberg's theory of indeterminacy) Once you establish freedom and volition as an operating factor in connection with the energy which becomes from (Einstein's theory of equivalence of energy and mass ), then you have established a universe of consciousness. And once you establish a univers of consciousness you establish the possibility of communion, and arrive at a logical basis for faith, prayer, the relgious and the mystical life.

        This is what is meant when we speak of a scientific religion. We do not mean that religion is reduced to coldness, without sentiment or feeling, but rather that law and order are added to the sentiment and the feeling. We have a perfect right to speak of a scientific religion, or a religion of science. But upon what could such a scientific religion be based? it could only be based upon the principle of Mind, of Intelligence and Consciousness, which many outstanding scientists today assert is the ultimate and fundamental reality.

        Science, in affirming consciousness in the universem that is, a spiritual Presence and an Intelligence, also affirms that the individuals consciousness is of similar nature.

        "Consciousness is a singular of which the plural is unknown; that there is only one thing and that, which seems to be a plurality, is merely a series of different aspects of this one thing"

        Erwin Schrodinger

        Therefore a scientific religion does not exclude what we call prayer or communion even though it lays greater stress on communion than on petition. For instance, a scientific religion could not believe that man's petitions to God can change the natural order of the universe or reverse the laws of nature.

        However, prayer now becomes the communion of the lesser with the greater, which makes it possible for man not to reverse natural law, but to reverse his position in it in such a way that bondage becomes freedom.

        *Thanks to Ernest Holmes with helping explain what I do not have the words for

        Take care

          #27.10 - Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT
          Jack Huang

          talk about blanket statements, and assumptions based on your own view of the world, sheesh

          you could definately do with a tad less dry sarcasm.

          You first. :-)

          theres many things that are outside the grasp of science, that doesnt mean they will always be that way, its all building blocks, but I still believe there is that which cannot be written or measured or explained, but only experienced.

          Sure, anything completely subjective is potentially able to remove itself from the measurable or explainable.

          And youre dead wrong about science not claiming truths or flagrantly lying to people, do you have any experience in the medical field?

          I have a bit of familiarity as an outsider. Did you have anything to actually support your point, or are you content with simple "Hur, I know more than you" browbeating?

          This is due to the fact that modern science has not theoretically been able to resolve the material universe into purely mechanical energy, but has discovered that the smallest particles which it supposes to exist exercise a sort of volition, which of course leaves room for freedom ( Heisenberg's theory of indeterminacy)

          The Heisenberg uncertainty principle (which describes an absolute lower limit on measurement precision) has nothing to do with some idea of sentient fundamental particles. If you disagree, feel free to support your claims.

          Once you establish freedom and volition as an operating factor in connection with the energy which becomes from (Einstein's theory of equivalence of energy and mass ), then you have established a universe of consciousness.

          E=mc^2 proves universal consciousness? Again, feel free to support such a claim--better yet, define what you mean by consciousness first. I don't particularly want a rehash of numerous conversations I've had with people pretending to prove the existence of souls, only to find their goalposts changing faster than Lindsay's Lohan sexual partners.

          And once you establish a univers of consciousness you establish the possibility of communion, and arrive at a logical basis for faith, prayer, the relgious and the mystical life.

          Even assuming your completely unevidenced assumption to be absolute truth, the "possibility of communion" provides a logical basis for only the vaguest notions of supernatural faith. It does nothing to create a logical basis for specific beliefs about prayer, any significant number of religious beliefs, nor any number of mystical beliefs.

          Try again.

          However, prayer now becomes the communion of the lesser with the greater, which makes it possible for man not to reverse natural law, but to reverse his position in it in such a way that bondage becomes freedom.

          Feel free to restate that without the obfuscating folds of abstract platitudes.

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          #27.11 - Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:14 PM EDT
          Malcolm the >:}

          Geez, Jack, would it be nicer to ask for a more refined, disciplined answer before you go whacko on the dude?

          You always seem to be in attack mode whenever a theological viewpoint is presented.

          I suggest you exercise some restraint and allow an opportunity for others to participate. Unless it is your intent to shut down any and all theological discussions, which you have done before.

          I will ask the Newsvine community to sanction your ass if you continue this incessant "I'm a bad ass atheist" act any further. One only has to look at all the comments you have made during your time. It's attack, attack, attack, without contributing one iota of theology to any discussion concerning theology.

          Ps. I'm a secularist but I'm well acquainted with various theologies. Would you poo-poo on American Indian Navajo lore? I thought some of it was quite marvelous.

          • 2 votes
          #27.12 - Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:42 AM EDT
          Jack Huang

          It's rather ironic that you're somehow threatening to "ask the Newsvine community to sanction [my] ass" in a comment that is nothing but a longwinded ad hominem attack. The implication that somehow you've actually looked through my entire four-year history of commenting is rather amusing, though. Apparently, you really really care about me lots and lots. I'm... almost touched.

          Anyway, if you have anything at all of substance or relevance to add to the discussion, feel free to share it with the class. Take your time.

          • 7 votes
          #27.13 - Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:34 AM EDT
          jamithy1

          I find it disgusting that so many atheist today have blasted religion to the ground because they hate the church so much.

          hmmmmm... i believe it has been the church that despised non believers so much in the past 2000 years that they have tried everything in their power to erase us from existence, labeling us as heretics, blasphemer's etc. We don't hate the Church, we just call them out on the ignorance they continue to espouse

          • 10 votes
          #27.14 - Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:05 PM EDT
          Malcolm the >:}

          Jack, can you point out one contribution to any theology discussion besides dumping on it? You do troll sites where theology would be an inherent component of the discussion.

          Stating a fact is not an ad hominem attack.

          • 1 vote
          #27.15 - Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:16 PM EDT
          Responsible-Adult

          Im done with you jack, im not going to spend my entire day digging for research that you wouldnt care about or even entertain anyways, youve added nothing to this conversation other than "hur your wrong" except you enjoy using long winded descriptive words to try and assert your mental superiority over others. I cant give you the evidence that you demand, im not trying to prove to you theres a soul, or a god, or that jesus was your savior, or that Odin was the father of all, All I was trying to do was entertain a discussion of the codependency of faith along with science, which apparently to you is impossible.

          youve done nothing but tear this conversation down in your futile attempt to interject yourself as the most intelligent and most 'correct'. I didnt come here and tear anyone down, I responded to you politely and with openess, and (imho) very little sarcasm and i dont believe i ever 'brow-beat' you over anything. I never even told you that you were wrong about anything or that logic and science didnt have a place, i did however present a different idea about something. its people like you that making discussing things on newsvine tedious and worthless. I never wanted to get into this argument of " prove unto me the validity of your faith or be deemed invalid by science" You have no 'proof' that something greater Doesnt exhist other than your lack of personal evidence. Personally I think you should go deeper, but its none of my business and honestly its completely up to you in the end. Its not my job to give you proof, go find it yourself, and if you do, id hope youd be a little more open then you were with me.

          good day sir, take care, you can respond if you want but I wont be coming back to this thread again, so go ahead and take the last word if you really must, i can see it now " just like those theists, cut and run when they cant compete" or something along those lines?

          • 3 votes
          #27.16 - Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:01 PM EDT
          Jack Huang

          Jack, can you point out one contribution to any theology discussion besides dumping on it? You do troll sites where theology would be an inherent component of the discussion.

          Stating a fact is not an ad hominem attack.

          Merely restating an ad hominem attack does not make it a fact, just FYI. Again, feel free to add anything of substance, if only for novelty's sake.
          As for R-Adult, apparently no support for any aforementioned empty claims is forthcoming. However, lying is apparently a choice manner of farewell:

          And youre dead wrong about science not claiming truths or flagrantly lying to people, do you have any experience in the medical field?

          I never even told you that you were wrong about anything or that logic and science didnt have a place, i did however present a different idea about something.

          Interesting.

          Adieu. :-)

          • 6 votes
          #27.17 - Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:40 PM EDT
          Malcolm the >:}Deleted
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