The Newest Diet Trend: What Would Jesus Eat?

you could eat tofu and scrambled eggs alot cheaper and get the same benefit. you're not sure that you will like the taste? a little ketchup or hot sauce will fix that nicely.

I wonder if they stopped to consider whether Jesus would appreciate being used as a marketing gimmick.

: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
Father Ted: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
Mrs Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
[holds up a cupcake]
Father Ted: No, thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.

I give you a quote from Father Ted a very funny British sit-com.

Wine @ a wedding, vinegar with an essential oil were biblicly written of & others given by wise men b4 the birth of Christ. Maybe Jesus had a liquid diet & absorbed spirit vapors instead of drinking to cure the blind with spit in mud poultice. When he fed people with fish, I don't know if he ate them & loaves, it was since rediscovered that fish oil has healing quality on damaged arteries caused by other animal fats.

Yes Theresa N, he turned the tables on the money changers. No redphish, possibly ask forgiveness on their part because they do not know what they do.

According to my Bible Bar ("Nutrition God's Way!"), the big man approves of:

Brown rice syrup, organic brown rice, figs, organic wheat flakes, organic barley flakes, organic raisins, organic honey, almond butter, extra virgin olive oil, raspberry fruit powder, pomegranate concentrate, and sea salt.

Bible Bar contains the 7 foods of Deuteronomy 8:8! And yes, it is a real product! I found mine at a Mennonite supermarket. But you can also find them here - http://www.houseofdavid.net/

Sorry, I haven't figured out how to do the link thing here. And I haven't eaten it because I'm kind of afraid of it judging by the ingredients. But it is a lot of fun for novelty value. Also, I am not affiliated with Bible Bar or the company making it. I just amused by it.

It disgusts me how iconic the west has made Jesus out to be, just for mere profit. Rather than for what he was and is and had represented to the masses. Diet is a serious thing and you should know yourself and your blood type and nutritional considerations from family and relatives of your past. Depending where you reside from you should determine what you need to eat as a requirement for a healthy internal body. Water and flax is a good start and you could always build upon it. Fiber and water are pretty important as well as minerals and such. Some minerals are removed from our water supply system in order to protect our pipes from corrosion or in process of eliminating harmful bacteria’s. In other words we most likely have to take a supplement for say magnesium, or perhaps obtain from veggies or fruits. Though a cast iron pan might be better than Teflon since Teflon can flake in time and I am pretty sure our bodies have not adapted a way to process it yet.